@Nick Smith Looking forward to it. I had no idea you were one of us with experience teaching kids. Here’s what I did for two years, and it worked great in a 1-on-1 setting:
http://akkartik.name/post/mu (Spoiler: it’s absolutely text-based).
I saw no problems with (a small number of) keywords. I
did see value in minimizing punctuation. One implication: don’t start kids on one of the Lisps. (Even though I love Lisp in general.)
I don’t understand your “It’s 90% boxes-and-arrows, 8% Scratch clones, and 2% of unique stuff” comment. Why chase novelty for its own sake? Similarly, I don’t think boxes and arrows or blocks have been given nearly enough rope in the last 5 decades. You’ll need to elaborate on why you think they’re “objectively bad”. It’s not at all obvious that we need to try something different. One could equally make the case that we need to
persist with and incrementally improve already-attempted ideas. (I say this as someone pro-text for the most part.)