Most of your examples for "misaligned AI" are actually examples of misaligned human users of AI. People who either pursue goals that are bad for the rest of us, or who let bad things happen through negligence. I'd say our problem is not "An AI with the strategic brilliance of Sun Tzu, the patience of a tortoise, and the moral compass of a drunk pirate", but rather "An AI with the strategic brilliance of Sun Tzu, and the patience of a tortoise, in the hands of a drunk pirate."