I believe this would have been, if the dark god of...
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I believe this would have been, if the dark god of Trademark had not intervened, called Cards Against Compilers. https://ko-fi.com/s/914b3c0129 I'm not affiliated, beyond maybe indirectly encouraging it to happen. I just thought it was funny when it came up on r/programmerhumor a few years ago. Apparently someone made it for cppcon, and pictures showed up on Twitter. One of the creators' friends alerted me that it went live as a product recently, and the subject matter seemed relevant to this community. :)